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Nov. 8th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 16:28 Niece also developed pneumonia, but it's under control now and she's on the mend doctor says. #
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Nov. 7th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 11:54 Just found out my niece is in the hospital for complications from #H1N1. Talk about getting hit close to home.. #
- 11:56 @charlesmaxwood A Developer needs to be able to think like an end-user as well as a programmer; they need to understand what users expect. #
- 17:06 Todays #codeify, number 10, has been stolen (with attribution) from @blowmage: bit.ly/35YxHV Thanks Mike! #
- 17:30 @dbrady ..right, because with JS turned on it's AJAX based. Technically, you're on the same page. Plus it's hard to change the URL with JS. #
- 17:57 @blowmage @dbrady Didn't think it'd cause such a kerfuffle; JS links are off now. link_to_remote needs a 'use JS' switch like I just made. #
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Nov. 6th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 10:21 I've been using TextMate for 1.5 years, why do I still insist my comment lines be a max of 78 characters? I don't enforce that rule on code. #
- 10:58 #8: Don't judge a programmers skill by their choice of text editor any more than you'd judge a painters by their brush. is.gd/4O4fq #
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Nov. 5th, 2009 | 11:03 am
- 09:39 @cavneb ..point of order: there is no such thing as Red Licorice. It's Black Licorice or nothing, the other is just "Red Candy". :) #
- 09:45 If I start refusing to eat bacon, you'll know I have H1N1. But if that happens, just shoot me because what kind of life is it without bacon? #
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Oct. 20th, 2009 | 11:08 am
- 13:32 The Monster Energy people are suing everyone now, guess I can't buy it anymore. First Rockstar, then Monster, what will I drink now? Water? #
- 15:36 "They added a column into every table and did an 'ownz0rd=1'." #
- 18:23 Finally, she got me too: the dog chewed up my glasses; my $400 glasses. I am many, many leagues below displeased now. #
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Oct. 17th, 2009 | 11:01 am
- 10:49 Postgresql doesn't seem to be able to understand backtics(`) around column names. That was unexpected. #
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Oct. 9th, 2009 | 11:04 am
- 14:57 I could swear I just heard our sysadmin shout "service cows restart". Moo? #
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Oct. 7th, 2009 | 11:00 am
- 14:46 "The Village People didn't sing anything about ``In the Coast Guard'', man." #
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Oct. 5th, 2009 | 11:08 am
- 08:33 Got the OS 1.6 ("Donut") update on my Android phone this morning. Lots of good changes, but still no video codec or audio player updates. #
- 08:39 @cavneb What you'd expect from a camera phone: basic but functional. But the phone still only plays h.263 and h.264 vids, no avi, xvid, etc. #
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Oct. 4th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 19:42 Google latitude says my wife in at the san francisco city hall... but she (and her phone) is sitting right here and I'm in utah! #
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Oct. 3rd, 2009 | 11:01 am
- 16:17 Friday cage-match, who wins? Jane Goodall vs. David Attenborough? #
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Oct. 2nd, 2009 | 11:04 am
- 15:04 I just finished Viacom/MTV Networks. The end boss is really hard. #
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Oct. 1st, 2009 | 11:03 am
- 10:22 My officemate has a Carebears background.. so I just had to one-up him. I see your Carebears and raise you My Little Pony! #
- 14:03 @jamesbritt Re: Hacker news: I'm starting to think that in +/- vote schemes you should be required to give the reason for your downvote. #
- 14:08 Attn Android Developers: if you have free and paid versions of your app, remove ALL the ad api calls from your paid version before shipping. #
- 14:54 "It's an old wresting injury." "You picked a fight at a retirement home?" #
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Sep. 30th, 2009 | 11:03 am
- 18:27 I just saw a guy put away a shopping cart that wasn't his. He doesn't know it, but that made me think he is awesome. #
- 08:19 Stuck in traffic for over an hour today... first big rain of the season and everyone forgets how to drive? #
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Sep. 29th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 12:02 Git Chicken: two people work on the same branch and wait commit/push at exactly the same time. The loser has to resolve the conflicts. #
- 12:04 re: @dbrady: "There is no such thing as a free cat.": Cats are only free if your skin has no value. #
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Sep. 27th, 2009 | 11:01 am
- 14:12 Does the food at Ikea also come in flat boxes that you have to assemble yourself? #
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Sep. 26th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 10:22 In fairness that method is a programatically-generated migration, but still, I wrote the generator... #
- 13:01 @dbrady ..this is the part of the dream where you wake up and realize it was just a fantasy! #
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Sep. 25th, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 14:52 I just wrote a method named 'constipated?()' that checks for inherited constants. I LOVE MY JOB! (because const_defined? is brain-damaged.) #
- 07:47 "rm true". I just destroyed the truth! #
- 08:41 I read a presentation yesterday stressing that long methods are morally wrong -- I just wrote a 8,300 line method, what does that make me? #
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Sep. 24th, 2009 | 11:01 am
- 15:16 Idempotence explained: you can drink any beverage you want but your pee always comes out relatively the same. That's idempotence. #
- 08:51 Imagine ice-skating during a hurricane while the Zambonis are trying to run you down. That's morning rush-hour motorcycling in a nutshell. #
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Sep. 23rd, 2009 | 11:02 am
- 16:00 @quill18 Grapples' aren't GM, though, just infused with grape flavour. They aren't that amazing to eat either in my opinion either. #
- 07:58 @jimweirich Corallary w/ coworker: "It's not that you don't like emacs, it's that Richard Stallman has a bigger beard than you." #
- 08:00 Remember, young man, dogs know nothing of subtelty. There is little nuance involved with destroying a plot of azzelias. #